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12.06.2025 02:42
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts